*Sob*

You know, I should really find out who coined the term 'Creative Juices' and bash him over the head with frozen ham. He makes all my ideas seem gooey and utterly disgusting. Thanks a lot, genius. =(

P.S. New post up sometime tomorrow or the day after if I can get my thoughts in order. Salut.

Before I forget

How about something to tuck you in at night?

a. The Hallmark Channel

b. TVB Asia

c.

Thanks Ravi!

Family Force 5. If you haven't already...


Earthquake:

GET DOWN!!!!

I saw shawty dancin' on the floor
I'm kind of nervous to approach her though
she's so stylish like a supermodel
Should I meet her (Yes I think you oughta)

The needle dropped
My track was hot
we began to rock
Our eyes were locked

I LUV UR SONG
Yeah gurl sing along
She said DJs MAKE MY HEARTACHE
I said Baby watch the place shake like an Earthquake

[Chorus]
Drop that 8o8
The wall's begin to shake
It's to much for the club to take
It's shakin' like an Earthquake
Devastation from the sounds I'm makin'
And there's no escaping from the bass
It's shakin' like an Earthquake

10.0 on the richter scale
It's shakin' like an Earthquake
Move ur tail
Bout that time my people all were quakin'
another 10.0 was in the makin'

Like a natural disaster
Run for the pasture
Cause the bass will flow
Take you out like El Nino

It's rumbling, crumbling, all the way down
It's tumbling, fumbling, You love that sound
CAN YOU TURN UP THE BASS?
Sorry gurl I can't hear in this place
I HAVE A REQUEST THAT I'D LIKE TO MAKE!
Well, what you wanna hear gurl? Shake like an Earthquake?

[Chorus]
Drop that 8o8
The wall's begin to shake
It's to much for the club to take
It's shakin' like an Earthquake
Devastation from the sounds I'm makin'
And there's no escaping from the Bass
It's shakin' like an Earthquake

10.0 on the richter scale
It's shakin' like an Earthquake
Move ur tail

Ready?! OK!!!!

Boom boom, you broke it down, you broke it down, now build it up,
build it up, build it up

Boom boom, you broke it down, you broke it down, now shake it up,
shake it up, shake it up

Boom boom, you broke it down, you broke it down, now break it up,
break it up, break it up, WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Chorus]

SHAKE IT ON DOWN [x3]

MOVE URSELF WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SOUND

(Lyrics quoted ad verbatim. Joshua Chang is not to blame for faulty grammar.)

GO TEAM DISCUSSION! #001

Caution: The purpose of this post is to encourage discussion, thought and discourse (Which is really the same as discussion. Yay, redundancy!).

You know, I have been browsing through quite a few blogs over the last few days and the one thing that really strikes me is the fact that there are a lot of naive/idealistic people around. "But Josh, why do you put naive and idealistic people in the same category?" Well, the reason I do that is because you will always find one when you find the other. On the other hand I would put myself in the other end of the life's spectrum where the sign reads 'Cynic/Realist'.

Now, I know that 22 (And a half!! =) ) is not that old, but it is fair to say that I'm a little more experienced than I used to be. I used to find myself amusing when I was younger (to be fair, I still do to a certain extent) but now, more and more, I just find myself mostly...musing these days. I digress. Having tasted both sides, I can say that I am firmly in the latter camp. While I recognize that my experiences have changed me from an idealist to a realist, it is not a measure of how mature I am nor is it a definitive change from childishness into maturity.

My aim here really is not to stereotype one group or to form any definitive opinion. Idealistic people are not all bubbling, overflowing vessels of youthful passion nor are all realist machine zombies trudging through life utterly devoid of hope.

So, I am curious about what YOU think YOU are and what YOUR thoughts are on the subject. Please post all relevant replies in the comments section, not the shoutbox.

So

Friend: So, the name of your blog is Gojira Attacks, huh?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: Is it because you're similar in size to Gojira himself lol
Me: ...
Me: That's hilarious, you know. Haven't heard that one before. You really should get your own late night show where you make your guests spontaneously hemorrhage from THEIR EYEBALLS with your original material.
Friend: ...
Me: That's english for "Go and die lar you".

So, that's my take on any and all big-boned jokes concerning me. Hilarious, I'm sure, but only in 1995.

Sleep

...nope. Nothing. Goodnight. =)

Ker-splat!

I'm sitting here in my pyjamas contemplating that all-important second post that could possibly define my blog FOR ALL TIME.

Welcome!

Hello, I hope bowing down to peer pressure this time pays off instead of the usual lung, brain or liver destruction that follows 'regular' peer pressure. At least this time it's semi-INTELLECTUAL! More justification to come in the following days. Over and out. =)


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