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Friday, April 4, 2008

I is manager, miss

Quoted (almost Ad Verbatim) from a real life situation involving Ling Wern Wern

"Hello?"

"Helloooo, welcome to *****"

"Hi, I was just wondering if you guys do deliveries."

"Yes, minimum order 100 and above."

"Hah?! 100? But then you only have to walk across the street."

"Cannot lar, miss."

"But it's just across the street!"

"Cannot lar, miss."

*exasperated* "Can I speak to your manager?"

"I is manager, miss."

*dies*