So

Friend: So, the name of your blog is Gojira Attacks, huh?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: Is it because you're similar in size to Gojira himself lol
Me: ...
Me: That's hilarious, you know. Haven't heard that one before. You really should get your own late night show where you make your guests spontaneously hemorrhage from THEIR EYEBALLS with your original material.
Friend: ...
Me: That's english for "Go and die lar you".

So, that's my take on any and all big-boned jokes concerning me. Hilarious, I'm sure, but only in 1995.